When you submit, make sure your win sticks to the standard format i.e. ending with “WIN!”. Also, remember, anecdotes are better than statements. For example:

“Yesterday, while going to the zoo I felt something hit my backpack but couldn’t see what it was so I ignored it. Later, when I got home, I discovered I had a new pet monkey. WIN!” is an anecdote.

“I got a pet monkey! WIN!” is a statement.

Again, Anecdotes > statements.

Also, don’t try to make up funny posts, unless you actually are funny