Today, a girl I sort of know from a few years back sent me pictures of herself, well.. fucking herself with a dildo. I think she meant to send them to her boyfriend, who shares the same name as me. WIN!

At around 3AM last night, I could be found hooking up with a hot British girl with fake boobs in a supply cupboard situated on the roof of a local nightclub we were partying at. WIN!

Spent 7 days in Barcelona - 4 of them sleeping 1-2 hours a night. Partied with 25 students from around the world, became president of an international student organization, hooked up with Brazilian girl, sent my close Pakistani nerd friend with low self esteem to Japan through networking, where he was considered good-looking due to his furry eye brows and had girls swarming him. WIN!

I just figured out that I can begin working on a LARGE portion of my goals within the next 2 weeks, and have already started working on a few of them, after 8 months of doing nothing. These next few months are going to change my whole life. WIN!

I spent the day hunting in the mountain, after hours of walking I had to eat those berries no one grabs just to fight thirst. Full Hunther-Gatherer WIN!

I'm going to Vegas! WIN!

I just found an Asian Supermarket that sells Mi goreng noodles in bulk, super cheap......WIN!

Last night, after spending a stupid amount of money during the week, I decided to go out but not by any drinks at all. I was given 3 free drinks. WIN!

A guy that I work with bought me lunch today plus he's not gay! WIN!

I thought that I was doing 70km/h in a 60km/h zone when I was radar'd by the po-po. I didn't get pulled over. WIN!