I woke up this morning feeling amazing. There was a gorgeous German girl in my bed and I was still drunk from last night. WIN!

Last Wednesday I got my finest kiss ever in my life from a wonderful beauty girl. We will hopefully do next Monday again. WIN!

I was just looking in one of my old bags and I found $3 in it! WIN!

I've received over $1200 in discounts while booking stuff for my 2010 year-long trip. WIN!

The other day I injured my back. I went in for a CT scan and they found a huge cancer growing off my spine which could have killed me if not found. WIN!

Last night while drunk, me and this girl decided to start dating but she wanted other people too (so did I), so we decided we would just have casual sex when we want too. WIN!

This week we had meetings instead of english lessons, our meetings got cancelled and no replacement english lessons! WIN!

Moet and Chandon asked for my resume. If I get the job, I'll live in France for three months and live in the champagne region. WIN!

Subway's $7 Footlong deal is back in West End! WIN!

My recent ex-girlfriend was making out with some random chode in front of me at the club. Later that night I ended up grinding with two hot lesbians on the dancefloor as they made out with eachother, licked eachothers boobs and felt eachother up at the same time. WIN!