Today I got the 2010 mustang I wanted for my 16th birthday. WIN!

Today I got laid in the back of a truck. WIN!

I went to a masquerade party on New Years Eve and ended up taking a relatively drunk girl home with me. Halfway during intercourse she mumbles, "I think I've been to this place before." I took off her mask, it turns out I was having hot sweaty sex with my sister. WIN!

I played around with sounds effects and did some beat matching alongside my DJ friend for 2 hours at a hot club last night. WIN!

New Years: 38 hours w/o sleeping (training wushu, working out, hunting an entire day, partying all night, drinking, studying...) and that didn't make me feel tired. WIN!

Yesterday, I was home alone and drunk, I walked out of my room to find three really hot guys from school in my living room, one was in the shower. WIN!

A few days ago my friend sent me pics of herself having a fun time. WIN!

My shirt smells like bacon flavored dog treats. WIN!

I was home alone one night and my sister brought her boyfriend home - thinking there was nobody here. They went into their room and I heard her mention "blindfold". I pushed her boyfriend down the stairs and then did the deed with her. She had a blindfold on so didn't know it was me! WIN!

Last night, I got so drunk I blacked-out. Lucky we filmed it all, including me having sex with a model. In the morning I woke up to her watching pokemon at the foot of my bed. WIN!