Today, I was arguing with this guy on the back of the bus when he called me gay in a raised voice. I managed to use the line, 'I'm gay?! Dude you're so far in the closet you're in Narnia.' The whole of the bus laughed and clapped, the guy I was arguing with got off the bus and they all clapped some more. WIN!

Paypal decided to put $45 into my account for being a "valued customer". Free money! WIN!

Yesterday, I was gonna go hang out with my two friends, Jr and Maryjane =) As I was about to leave I remembered I should grab a jacket, the one I grabbed I hadn't worn in a looooong time, there was a fully filled lighter in the pocket, purple, bic. WIN!

Today I got the 2010 mustang I wanted for my 16th birthday. WIN!

Today I got laid in the back of a truck. WIN!

I went to a masquerade party on New Years Eve and ended up taking a relatively drunk girl home with me. Halfway during intercourse she mumbles, "I think I've been to this place before." I took off her mask, it turns out I was having hot sweaty sex with my sister. WIN!

I played around with sounds effects and did some beat matching alongside my DJ friend for 2 hours at a hot club last night. WIN!

New Years: 38 hours w/o sleeping (training wushu, working out, hunting an entire day, partying all night, drinking, studying...) and that didn't make me feel tired. WIN!

Yesterday, I was home alone and drunk, I walked out of my room to find three really hot guys from school in my living room, one was in the shower. WIN!

A few days ago my friend sent me pics of herself having a fun time. WIN!