I approached some girls and they were so repulsed by my game that they got up and left... leaving their full drinks behind. WIN!

My boss was in a bad mood, so I started talking with a bad Asian accent and he laughed and gave me a pat on the back. WIN!

I just watched "Dance Your Ass Off". I'm not fat. WIN!

While making an older-than-me girl give me her first blowjob in a dark, my pupils dilated and I discovered there was a homeless dude sleeping right next to my foot. WIN!

A few weeks ago I got my uni results back. Turns out I'm smart. WIN!

Doing a two person assignment, partner couldn't sleep so did it all... I on the other hand slept the whole weekend and woke up to WIN!

Today, I saw someone pick up a $50 note off the ground. I ran after them and told them I had just dropped some cash. They believed me. WIN!

I wasn't invited to a party because the host didn't want me hooking up with her friend. Her plan failed. WIN!

Last night I sold 4 No-Doz for 100$. I'm sure they got a buzz out of it. WIN!

Gave a rose to a random girl on the street, a compliment, and walked away. WIN!