Today, I stepped on the scales in my bathroom and it read 88kg. I've lost 40kg+ of fat in 12 months. WIN!

Colleague just gave me 2 free tickets to see G.I. Joe. Valid even in the instance of "No free tickets". WIN!

Today, at work, I sold a single $600 dollar bottle of wine. My biggest sale to date. WIN!

The girl I like told me that when she's drunk she'll do anything, a week before a party. WIN!

I was told today that I'm smarter than 98.5% of the global population. WIN!

This morning as I was walking down the highway, the bus I was planning to catch started to come up from behind me, but I was still ages away from the bus stop. I started running, and as the bus pulled up next to me, it slowed down a little and opened its doors. I then jumped into a moving bus Speed styles, so that it wouldn't have to stop illegally. WIN!

A decrepit and old, hopefully abandoned shack near my place caught fire and burnt down in awesome blazing glory last night. WIN!

My ex boyfriend and I broke up then a couple of months later he got a fat girlfriend with no friends and I got an awesome hot bf. WIN!

The other week I found $850 dollars. That night I got so drunk I found myself in a club having sex with a girl in the toilets. WIN!

I lost my virginity on the weekend with my boss... WIN!