Today, I stepped on the scales in my bathroom and it read 88kg. I've lost 40kg+ of fat in 12 months. WIN!

2009/08/13 Misc one response by Neil 94% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

Colleague just gave me 2 free tickets to see G.I. Joe. Valid even in the instance of "No free tickets". WIN!

2009/08/13 Money no responses by Charles 64% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

Today, at work, I sold a single $600 dollar bottle of wine. My biggest sale to date. WIN!

2009/08/13 Work no responses by Wine 58% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

The girl I like told me that when she's drunk she'll do anything, a week before a party. WIN!

2009/08/13 Relationships no responses by Brock 82% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I was told today that I'm smarter than 98.5% of the global population. WIN!

2009/08/11 Misc no responses by Smrt 91% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

This morning as I was walking down the highway, the bus I was planning to catch started to come up from behind me, but I was still ages away from the bus stop. I started running, and as the bus pulled up next to me, it slowed down a little and opened its doors. I then jumped into a moving bus Speed styles, so that it wouldn't have to stop illegally. WIN!

2009/08/11 Misc no responses by KeanuReeves 95% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

A decrepit and old, hopefully abandoned shack near my place caught fire and burnt down in awesome blazing glory last night. WIN!

2009/08/09 Misc no responses by Fireman 44% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

My ex boyfriend and I broke up then a couple of months later he got a fat girlfriend with no friends and I got an awesome hot bf. WIN!

2009/08/09 Relationships no responses by jess 57% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

The other week I found $850 dollars. That night I got so drunk I found myself in a club having sex with a girl in the toilets. WIN!

2009/08/09 Money no responses by Coffee 71% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I lost my virginity on the weekend with my boss... WIN!

2009/08/06 Work no responses by Thedoug 33% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

 

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