Some drunk girl flashed her box at me in Jade Buddha. WIN!

2009/08/23 Misc 4 responses by Box 93% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I woke up before my alarm clock. Nice, I can get the day started earlier. WIN!

2009/08/22 Misc no responses by lockon 26% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I went to the toilet to find a carpet snake had taken up residence in the bowl. I did a shit on top of the snake without getting bitten and it didn't even clog the toilet. WIN!

2009/08/22 Misc no responses by art 88% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I am having e-sex with my girlfriend on MSN on a computer in the silent area of my university library. I have an erection. WIN!

2009/08/19 Misc no responses by shhh21 23% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I woke up this morning at a house in the middle of nowhere, in bed with two naked girls, a bong on the ground, and the eerie sounds of the The Waifs playing in the background. WIN!

2009/08/19 Misc no responses by BigNight 96% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I have mi-goreng noodles for lunch. WIN!

2009/08/18 Misc no responses by Hungry 75% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I scored free candy from two canadian backpackers... now I'm hooked on maple syrup lozenges. WIN!

2009/08/18 Misc no responses by GYG 67% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I beat my previous record of a $600 dollar sale on wine today, when in one transaction I sold six bottles, totaling $1671.59. WIN!

2009/08/18 Work no responses by Wine 91% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

Today is new toothbrush day. Fuck yes! WIN!

2009/08/18 Misc one response by Bristlesss 81% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I had a girl over for sexy times. Post-coitus, she felt compelled to declare to me, "I'm not up for anything serious." WIN!

2009/08/17 Relationships no responses by Borat 88% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

 

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