I had a WIN

CNYFML

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:07:10 +0000

So I had all this money today, lots and lots of it and was thinking ‘yeah chinese new year I’ll just cook food. SHOPS WERE CLOSED. Then I’m like ‘cool, I’ll just get some takeaway’ and looked. Minimum order, that’s cool I can store and microwave later. NO MICROWAVE. At this point I think I’m going to starve tonight, but then I googled ’singapore delivery open chinese new year’ and pizza hut popped up. Now I’m waiting for pizza. WIN!

Treasure Hunter

tdomf_ee926 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:03:08 +0000

I found $20 in my girlfriend’s vagina. WIN!

Lucky

tdomf_ee926 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:54:17 +0000

My girlfriend was giving me a handjob it was taking forever for me to cum so I jokingly said maybe ur sister could make me cum faster so she stormed out of the room n return with her sister. Her sister then jerked me off while she watched. WIN!

BBQ Chicken

tdomf_ee926 — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:25:06 +0000

My girlfriend and I went to Brodies and ordered a quarter chicken with chips. They accidently gave us two. WIN!

DGCC

tdomf_ee926 — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:19:47 +0000

Last night I went down on my gf for the first time and her pussy tasted like a vanilla cupcake. WIN!

beans

tdomf_ee926 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:43:57 +0000

I bought a vitamin water and three came out of the machine today. WIN!

Josh D

tdomf_ee926 — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:29:14 +0000

Today I hit on the waitress that was working with me at the restaurant. At one point I started dry humping her in front of one of the security cameras. I think I’m gonna get laid off this one. WIN!

jfjfj

tdomf_ee926 — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:06:39 +0000

I’m getting a hand job while watching land of the lost… I should watch this more often. WIN!

Bubbas

tdomf_ee926 — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:58:55 +0000

I make my girlfriend cum everytime we have sex and I’m asian. WIN!

Chaz

tdomf_ee926 — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 00:59:54 +0000

After graduating and finding a full-time job, I saved enough money within 6 months to pay off my entire HECS debt – and I did! WIN!