Category Archives: Work

Today, at work, I sold a single $600 dollar bottle of wine. My biggest sale to date. WIN!
I lost my virginity on the weekend with my boss… WIN!
Deadline is Friday 4pm, already hit it today. Set to spend 2 full days surfing the net and getting paid for it, again. WIN!
I just got the grad. job I wanted in WA! WIN!
I got drunk last night and passed out. Woke up this morning with no hangover whatsoever and was 30 mins early to my 9am class. WIN!
I just found out that most people find my personal blog by searching “bruno erect penis”. WIN!
Today, i slept for 3 of my 4 classes. WIN!
Fire alarm went off at work. Everyone had to evacuate – then we decided, let’s just go to the pub and not go back to the office. WIN!
I left home 30 minutes later than usual, missed 2 buses – still made it to work in time. WIN!
I fell asleep at my desk but there was some paperwork on it so it looked like I was still working. WIN!
 

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