Category Archives: Work

After consuming copious amounts of alcohol last night, I woke up sometime this morning with the devil inside me. I still made it to work. WIN!
This morning, I managed to cram about two days of my recent work-effort into one hour! WIN!
Earlier this year we won our Aussie rules grand final! And last week our whole football team got the bulldog emblem tattooed on them! WIN!
This week we had meetings instead of english lessons, our meetings got cancelled and no replacement english lessons! WIN!
Moet and Chandon asked for my resume. If I get the job, I’ll live in France for three months and live in the champagne region. WIN!
I was in class and drinking some water when I accidentally spit some out all over the table. No one noticed. WIN!
My manager is out on medical leave and will most likely not come back. I got a raise and was promoted to temporary manager! WIN!
Today at work I coded some software to do all my work for me automatically. WIN!
A guy that I work with bought me lunch today plus he’s not gay! WIN!
I beat my previous record of a $600 dollar sale on wine today, when in one transaction I sold six bottles, totaling $1671.59. WIN!
 

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