Category Archives: Misc

I went clubbing last saturday, booked a table at one of the finest clubs in town, because I can. It was just me and a buddy, with 12 girls. Within the hour, I was having a 3 way makeout with 2 o......
My twin brother’s new girlfriend is uglier than mine. WIN!
Was at the Regatta on Wednesday. Got this chick with awesome tits to buy me drinks, and being tall I just looked down her top the whole time. WIN!
Caught a bus driver at the end of his shift and got a free express ride to the Regatta. Rocking up to a club like a VIP in the cheapest Limo ever: WIN!
My eccentric Political Science lecturer just jumped up on his desk and started screaming “yes, we can! yes, we can!” ala Barack Obama. This guy is French, about 115 years old, and I&......
I quit my job of 14 yrs 2 months ago. Since then I’ve travelled to 2 countries, joined back up at the gym and am starting my own business. WIN!
I found 40 quid lying under my bed which I hid there and forgotten about from my birthday. WIN!
I slept from 17:30 to 6:30 after being awake for 26 hours. I had 18 lost calls and 3 text messages from girls that were not my GF. True story. WIN!
I didn’t have to line up at a classy club because the bouncer waved me through past 100 people to the VIP entrance. WIN!
Today (21st) they called from school to say that the registration period ended on the 10th – “You can come today to do it if you want.” I said, “No, I have to decide what......
 

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