Category Archives: Misc

My boyfriend doesn’t understand the rules of Punch Buggy. WIN!
She’s not pregnant! WIN!
My highschool boyfriend of 9 years proposed to me last night. WIN!
Last night, I finished tafe 30 mins early. My hot girlfirend was waiting outside with a sandwich to drive me home. WIN!
Yesterday a man in the street told me I looked like Hilary Duff. When she was fat. WIN!
I nearly got into an altercation last night, but before I could do anything, my girlfriend stepped up and punched the guy in the face. WIN!
Just visited a craft store and saw a sign which read: “Unsupervised children will be sold to the circus.” WIN!
Time Management 101: Phoning a girl to spend the day swimming. Being social + training all at once. WIN!
My mum and I both got drunk last night for her 50th Birthday, and she confessed that I was her favourite child. WIN!
I was eating dinner and a car drove past and honked its horn, which played the godfather theme. WIN!
 

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