Category Archives: Misc

Today my friend tried to get me to join his Amway pyramid scheme. I didn’t. WIN!
i just got my tongue pierced. Getting a vibrating tounge ring in a week. WIN!
I jay-walked right in front of a cop this morning on the way to work. He did nothing about it. WIN!
I just found an awesome café with wicked food! Oh, and it’s right next to a modelling agency. The waitress also gave a 10% discount. OMG so much WIN!
Last month, my phone company screwed up and told me they would change my plan immediately but they didn’t. I just got a call back and I’m being credited for this month’s bill. WIN!
Some drunk girl flashed her box at me in Jade Buddha. WIN!
I woke up before my alarm clock. Nice, I can get the day started earlier. WIN!
I went to the toilet to find a carpet snake had taken up residence in the bowl. I did a shit on top of the snake without getting bitten and it didn’t even clog the toilet. WIN!
I am having e-sex with my girlfriend on MSN on a computer in the silent area of my university library. I have an erection. WIN!
I woke up this morning at a house in the middle of nowhere, in bed with two naked girls, a bong on the ground, and the eerie sounds of the The Waifs playing in the background. WIN!
 

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