Category Archives: Misc

Last Wednesday I got my finest kiss ever in my life from a wonderful beauty girl. We will hopefully do next Monday again. WIN!
Yesterday I got laid, and on the way home I got KFC. WIN!
I just threw a ball of paper across the room at the bin. I missed, it hit the bed, rolled across then conveniently dropped straight into the bin. WIN!
Today I got home to find a 6 pack of a new beer range on my doorstep…it’s friday too! WIN!
Today, my Grandma turned 90. It seems that I have excellent genes. WIN!
I just scored a free tshirt in Trafalgar Square! WIN!
Barack Obama called Kanye West a jackass. WIN!
I just found three grams of weed underneath my car seat, and I have no idea how it got there. WIN!
If my business continues prosper like it has since I launched it, I predict I will make my first million dollars within six to nine months. WIN!
Today I realised that I was actually brought up pretty well when I heard some bogan trash tell her son that ‘Inglourious Basterds’ was historically accurate. WIN!
 

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