Category Archives: Misc

A week ago, i drew a T-rex in math class. I labeled it “Shaq the Chistmas Dinosaur” with the tag-line “IT’S CHRISTMAS HOOKER!!!!!!” and hung it in the hallway. It h......
Today, a kid tried to ollie down a set of 6 or seven stairs on his skateboard. He proceeded to fall off before he left the floor. I watched. WIN!
I just retook a test for my degree and passed. Now my future is secured. WIN!
I made a BEAUTIFUL desperate housewife smile after a terribly sad day. WIN!
Today I was exposed to asbestos, 60 degree temperatures, dehydration, rat poison…and I didnt die! WIN!
Had 2 naked lesbian strippers on my living room floor on the weekend…WIN!
Yesterday my father raped me… and I LIKED IT. WIN!
This year I qualified to compete in the special Olympics. WIN!!
Going to NYC for Halloween weekend! WIN!
I woke up this morning feeling amazing. There was a gorgeous German girl in my bed and I was still drunk from last night. WIN!
 

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