I had a WIN » Misc

tim

tdomf_ee926 — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:26:32 +0000

I was about to walk home 5km in the pouring rain, hung over, in an expensive suit jacket on the morning after a big night out, when a mate happened to drive past and see me and give me a lift to my door. WIN!

Samm

tdomf_ee926 — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:26:23 +0000

Today, I got a restraining order passed on the 3 people who had been sending me death threats for the past 6 months. WIN!

parking

tdomf_ee926 — Fri, 07 May 2010 04:00:29 +0000

Today, as I was walking back to my car from class, a guy was trying to find a parking spot and asked me if I was leaving. I said he could have my car space and ticket if he drove me to my car (at the back of the parking lot). I got a free lift to my car. WIN!

placed

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:28:12 +0000

After 5 months of no news, I finally have a placement position which starts tomorrow. WIN!

Dubsy

tdomf_ee926 — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:26:13 +0000

On Friday night a random girl grabbed my arm on the dance floor, dragged me all the way to the other side of the nightclub to hook up with her friend. But her friend already found a guy, so she said “Oh, sorry. I don’t need you anymore.” Her friend was uglllly… phew. WIN!

ROBOCOCK

admin — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 08:03:14 +0000

Last night, I made a girl cum 3 times in a row. WIN!

porkpuller

tdomf_ee926 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:55:54 +0000

Today I saw a monkey at the zoo pleasuring himself and I threw my feces at him! WIN!

Qcar94

tdomf_ee926 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 06:55:27 +0000

Today I discovered Ihadawin.com I then comenced to read every single entry baked out of my mind. My dad came home to find me hunched over on my computer baked out of my mind. He had brought me In-N-Out. WIN!

ROBOCOCK

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:01:44 +0000

Today, I got my cock pierced. WIN!

Balla

tdomf_ee926 — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 08:36:31 +0000

Last night I mixed E with weed and booze. Had the best sleep of my life, and I’m slightly stupider than before. WIN!