Category Archives: Misc

My girlfriend was giving me a handjob it was taking forever for me to cum so I jokingly said maybe ur sister could make me cum faster so she stormed out of the room n return with her sister. Her......
My girlfriend and I went to Brodies and ordered a quarter chicken with chips. They accidently gave us two. WIN!
I bought a vitamin water and three came out of the machine today. WIN!
Today, I was arguing with this guy on the back of the bus when he called me gay in a raised voice. I managed to use the line, ‘I’m gay?! Dude you’re so far in the closet you......
Yesterday, I was gonna go hang out with my two friends, Jr and Maryjane =) As I was about to leave I remembered I should grab a jacket, the one I grabbed I hadn’t worn in a looooong time, ......
I played around with sounds effects and did some beat matching alongside my DJ friend for 2 hours at a hot club last night. WIN!
Yesterday, I was home alone and drunk, I walked out of my room to find three really hot guys from school in my living room, one was in the shower. WIN!
A few days ago my friend sent me pics of herself having a fun time. WIN!
My shirt smells like bacon flavored dog treats. WIN!
Today, I realized I’m no longer “the fat kid”. WIN!
 

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