Category Archives: Misc

I was about to walk home 5km in the pouring rain, hung over, in an expensive suit jacket on the morning after a big night out, when a mate happened to drive past and see me and give me a lift to......
Today, I got a restraining order passed on the 3 people who had been sending me death threats for the past 6 months. WIN!
Today, as I was walking back to my car from class, a guy was trying to find a parking spot and asked me if I was leaving. I said he could have my car space and ticket if he drove me to my car (a......
After 5 months of no news, I finally have a placement position which starts tomorrow. WIN!
On Friday night a random girl grabbed my arm on the dance floor, dragged me all the way to the other side of the nightclub to hook up with her friend. But her friend already found a guy, so she ......
Last night, I made a girl cum 3 times in a row. WIN!
Today I saw a monkey at the zoo pleasuring himself and I threw my feces at him! WIN!
Today I discovered Ihadawin.com I then comenced to read every single entry baked out of my mind. My dad came home to find me hunched over on my computer baked out of my mind. He had brought me I......
Today, I got my cock pierced. WIN!
Last night I mixed E with weed and booze. Had the best sleep of my life, and I’m slightly stupider than before. WIN!
 

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