Category Archives: Health

I just recovered from swine flu and I can still do 10 handstand pushups in a row without dying. WIN!
My mother and brother have swine flu after my boyfriend apparently gave it to them. WIN!
I was detained by police while clearly out of my mind on ecstasy. We befriended them, had a nice chat and they let us go. WIN!
I just watched “Dance Your Ass Off”. I’m not fat. WIN!
Last night I sold 4 No-Doz for 100$. I’m sure they got a buzz out of it. WIN!
i don’t have swine flu. WIN!
I just woke up at 10pm. On a Monday night. WIN!
I had a WIN cause I found 5 day old chock chip cookies and it was still good enough to EAT!
I Win Because: My body loves me and doesn’t get fat when I eat KFC.
 

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