Category Archives: Health

So I had all this money today, lots and lots of it and was thinking ‘yeah chinese new year I’ll just cook food. SHOPS WERE CLOSED. Then I’m like ‘cool, I’ll just ge......
New Years: 38 hours w/o sleeping (training wushu, working out, hunting an entire day, partying all night, drinking, studying…) and that didn’t make me feel tired. WIN!
Made it home this morning without falling asleep at the wheel. WIN!
I can’t sleep, so I’m just gonna go buy some red bull and pull an all nighter listening to 80s metal! WIN!
The other day I injured my back. I went in for a CT scan and they found a huge cancer growing off my spine which could have killed me if not found. WIN!
This girl in class passed some chocolate to me and I thought she said ’share it’ so I ate some. I later found out she actually said ‘pass it to Sharon’. Well, at least I ......
I can deadlift 150kg now….up from 45kg a year ago! WIN!
Today I found out that that a combination of V energy drink and 24 hours of no sleep is the best aphrodisiac possible. WIN!
This girl in my class has massive tits. WIN!
I just recovered from swine flu and I can still do 10 handstand pushups in a row without dying. WIN!
 

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