So I had all this money today, lots and lots of it and was thinking 'yeah chinese new year I'll just cook food. SHOPS WERE CLOSED. Then I'm like 'cool, I'll just get some takeaway' and looked. Minimum order, that's cool I can store and microwave later. NO MICROWAVE. At this point I think I'm going to starve tonight, but then I googled 'singapore delivery open chinese new year' and pizza hut popped up. Now I'm waiting for pizza. WIN!

2010/02/13 Health no responses by CNYFML 50% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I found $20 in my girlfriend's vagina. WIN!

2010/02/13 Money no responses by Treasure Hunter 89% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

My girlfriend was giving me a handjob it was taking forever for me to cum so I jokingly said maybe ur sister could make me cum faster so she stormed out of the room n return with her sister. Her sister then jerked me off while she watched. WIN!

2010/02/06 Misc 2 responses by Lucky 100% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

My girlfriend and I went to Brodies and ordered a quarter chicken with chips. They accidently gave us two. WIN!

2010/01/25 Misc no responses by BBQ Chicken 71% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

Last night I went down on my gf for the first time and her pussy tasted like a vanilla cupcake. WIN!

2010/01/24 Relationships 2 responses by DGCC 92% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I bought a vitamin water and three came out of the machine today. WIN!

2010/01/21 Misc no responses by beans 83% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

Today I hit on the waitress that was working with me at the restaurant. At one point I started dry humping her in front of one of the security cameras. I think I'm gonna get laid off this one. WIN!

2010/01/19 Relationships no responses by Josh D 80% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I'm getting a hand job while watching land of the lost... I should watch this more often. WIN!

2010/01/18 Relationships no responses by jfjfj 50% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

I make my girlfriend cum everytime we have sex and I'm asian. WIN!

2010/01/17 Relationships one response by Bubbas 91% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

After graduating and finding a full-time job, I saved enough money within 6 months to pay off my entire HECS debt - and I did! WIN!

2010/01/16 Money no responses by Chaz 92% WIN!   Vote: Win or Fail?

 

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