I decided to take the past week off because of the stomach flue from a job that pays me on appointments and commission. Not having worked a single day and I checked my payment for the week. $330! WIN!

I was about to walk home 5km in the pouring rain, hung over, in an expensive suit jacket on the morning after a big night out, when a mate happened to drive past and see me and give me a lift to my door. WIN!

Today, I got a restraining order passed on the 3 people who had been sending me death threats for the past 6 months. WIN!

Yesterday while talking to my boyfriend, I sent him a message in Spanish. He had no idea what I said so he begged me for the translation. I finally gave it to him and he gave me the sweetest kiss ever. We've been together since middle school and we are now seniors. WIN!

Today I had a massive argument with a girl I've been seeing and she stormed out of my house. 5 minutes later my girlfriend made a surprise visit. WIN!

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend and gave her an orgasm. She was so happy that she put on knee high socks and let me go in raw. My fantasy. WIN!

Me & my girlfriend were talking about blowjobs. I told her that I didn't want to because statistically her mouth is the dirtiest part of her body. She told me she'd brush her teeth. WIN!

Today, as I was walking back to my car from class, a guy was trying to find a parking spot and asked me if I was leaving. I said he could have my car space and ticket if he drove me to my car (at the back of the parking lot). I got a free lift to my car. WIN!

After 5 months of no news, I finally have a placement position which starts tomorrow. WIN!

On Friday night a random girl grabbed my arm on the dance floor, dragged me all the way to the other side of the nightclub to hook up with her friend. But her friend already found a guy, so she said "Oh, sorry. I don't need you anymore." Her friend was uglllly... phew. WIN!